Evolution of the Deer

A lady phoned in to a radio station to complain that the highway construction had been putting “deer crossing” signs in high traffic areas where accidents had been occurring. Could they please relocate them elsewhere and make the deer walk a bit more.

Apparently deer have evolved so much that the signs are not for the drivers benefit of warning deer might be present, but are instead a suggestion to deer that they should cross here. Maybe they will get jaywalking tickets if they dont cross there ?

So here’s to the evolution of the cognitive powers of deer such that they can now read “deer crossing” signs and obey them.

Yup, one of those days.

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