Slappers

Apparently, you can now hire someone for eight bucks and hour who will slap you everytime you try to look at facebook. You productivity is almost assured ! She even seems to enjoy that aspect of the job.

And now apparently getting slapped in the face has risen to new heights in mysticism, ‘ancient Thai massage” technique of paying $350 bucks for a lady to dance around and slap the wrinkles out of your face, is the latest in “snake oil”, with a touch of “ancients” on the label. I’m sure it stimulates the capillaries and leave the clients all rose cheeked !

I’d be happy to do it for much less 🙂 In fact I seem to remember meeting some people who were volunteering to do it for free. But if you pay $350 for it, it must be worth it, a better quality of “slapper” perhaps.

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2012/10/24/sf-massage-parlor-to-offer-350-face-slaps/

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